Chess Is Fun
Two men were playing chess and one them was thinking for eight hours.
People watching the game went home and arbiter went outside to watch grass grow.
After eight hours of waiting for a move one of the players slept the table and angrily said to the other:
“For goodness sake make a move”. The other one said: “it is your turn”.
When Chuck Norris plays chess, he doesn’t say “Checkmate,” he says “Chuck Norris.”
Two prisoners were playing chess, and one of them says, “Let’s make this interesting.” So they stopped playing chess.